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A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell, via danidisasterr)
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
(via bscottfox)
Imagine your OTP pointing guns at each other, tears in their eyes, because they’re both commissioned to kill.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
OH GOD MY SOUL
(via manwhorez)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via manwhorez)
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
(via nicktastiic)
IT’S BACK. IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THE CREEPER MOON. NEVER.
Took me a little while but i found it. :)
AND AGAIN.
I HATE THIS MOON SO MUCH
THAT IS THE CREEPIEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
OHMYGAD *.*
(Source: funny-world, via manwhorez)
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
(via lesmerlinables19)
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!I think this just changed my life.
(via idcmaria)
do i
- watch a new show
- rewatch another show
- watch a movie
- read a book
- or read fanfiction
my life choices are so difficult
(Source: adammlligan, via strictly-into-dick)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via kstoffers)
